To Build Castles In The Sky

redheadedgnomegirl:

hamburgerjack:

kat8cha:

fluffmugger:

demoncolbert:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

hes got 99 problems but a bear aint one

Actually, considering he stopped just shy of an even hundred bears…..I’d say the last one bear probably was the problem.

That’s because the 100th bear was the boss. Boss fights will forever be a bear fighter’s doom.

And he looked down at the man, who seemed no bigger than a cub and raised a paw to his chest, as he said,
“Good Sir, you’ve nearly made this world unbearable.”
And before Mr. Whitehead could draw his Bear Killing knife (Made popular and possible by one David Crockett) or put on a fashionable pair of vintage sunlight filters over his eyes and speak an affirmative in an exaggerated fashion, the bear swiped down at him once and ripped his face clean off.
Almost unbearable indeed.

Well, if I bear did kill him, I’d say that his death was probably pretty…
grizzly.

redheadedgnomegirl:

hamburgerjack:

kat8cha:

fluffmugger:

demoncolbert:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

hes got 99 problems but a bear aint one

Actually, considering he stopped just shy of an even hundred bears…..I’d say the last one bear probably was the problem.

That’s because the 100th bear was the boss. Boss fights will forever be a bear fighter’s doom.

And he looked down at the man, who seemed no bigger than a cub and raised a paw to his chest, as he said,

“Good Sir, you’ve nearly made this world unbearable.”

And before Mr. Whitehead could draw his Bear Killing knife (Made popular and possible by one David Crockett) or put on a fashionable pair of vintage sunlight filters over his eyes and speak an affirmative in an exaggerated fashion, the bear swiped down at him once and ripped his face clean off.

Almost unbearable indeed.

Well, if I bear did kill him, I’d say that his death was probably pretty…

grizzly.

(via hellooo-tricksterrr)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Holmes Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

  • Sherlock Series 1 DVD, signed by Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman (donated by Hartswood Films)
  • Sherlock Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock & John bookmarks (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock t-shirt of your choice (donated by Qwertee)
  • Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (donated by The Baker Street Journal)
  • The full Sherlock Holmes Society of London dramatised canon CD set, signed by the actors. (donated by The Sherlock Holmes Society of London)
  • Brainy is the New Sexy pendant in polished brass. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes pendant in sterling silver. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes keychain in nickel silver. Please be aware this is made of nickel and if you’re allergic to it you now have a free gift to a non-allergen Sherlockian of your choice! (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • The Detective & The Woman, signed by author Amy Thomas (donated by Amy Thomas)
  • The Illustrated Speckled Band. (donated by Gasogene Books, Wessex Press)
  • My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
  • The Sherlock Holmes Handbook by Ransom Riggs
  • Large print of Sherlock & John in a train carriage by reapersun. Pen there for scale. (donated by reapersun)
  • Baker Street mini-sign
  • CD of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Perfidious Mariner starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)

So? How do you win?

  • You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
  • Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
  • We will ship anywhere in the world.
  • You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
  • You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
  • If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
  • Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

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And visit our website [HERE]!

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Reblog if you have a dirty mind

pineappledean:

69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this

69%…

(Source: tush)

NEVER HAVE I EVER HEARD BETTER EUPHEMISMS FOR PENIS.

littleartemis:

highermagic:

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sexually-aggressive-cas:

thosefuckingangels:

ichitan:

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8110059/1/

God bless this single fanfiction.
Well maybe.
It’s so terribly hilarious and disgusting.

OH MY GOD THE UGLIEST LAUGHTER OF THEM ALL HAHAHAJSHFDGFASJGDSGHGJAADEZRUGHJADN

PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO LAUGH AND BLEACH MY BRAIN

I COULDN’T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST PARAGRAPH WITHOUT LAPSING INTO A GIGGLEFIT

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

OH MY FUCKING GOD.